couch kingdom /slang/

couch kingdom: the snack territory you defend from your seat

Usage

• "the couch kingdom is fully stocked before the game."
• "don't touch the couch kingdom without asking its ruler."
• "he defended his couch kingdom through three episodes."

Related

• leftover-lord — the person who controls the household leftovers. territory, snacks, throne.

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