crumb detective /slang/

crumb detective: the one who can trace every snack crime scene

Usage

• "Ask the crumb detective who opened the cookie jar."
• "He found one cracker crumb and solved the whole snack crime."
• "My roommate is a crumb detective; there is nowhere to hide the evidence."

Related

• second breakfast — the snack between breakfast and lunch that nobody can explain.
• table for one — ordering a feast sized for four when you are eating solo.

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